My Shitty 25th Anniversary GTI…
Here’s what happened to my brand new GTI, yesterday:
I was driving to work yesterday, when suddenly I heard a loud cracking sound. My back door had flown off. I tried to pull over a second later, when my tire flew two lanes across the highway and broke someones window! And even after all this, I heard another scraping sound. I got out of my shitbox and noticed that the exhaust was dragging on the road. Just 1 day before this the car was in PERFECT condition (according to volkswagon standards *****en morons*)I then got back into my seat, but when I went to reach for my seatbelt, it fell off the side door. I shut the door, but it hung off one hinge. Shortly after I went to add some more windsheild washer, but when I opened the hood, the front bumper fell off. I GOT TWO WORDS FOR EVERYONE READING THIS: “”VOLKSWAGON SUCKS!”"
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REAL ADVICE Said,
March 20, 2004 @ 12:00 pm
My Shitty 25th Anniversary GTI… – SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE DOESNT LIKE YOU. GOOD FAIRY TALE.
some1 Said,
April 6, 2004 @ 12:00 pm
My Shitty 25th Anniversary GTI… – yea right…sounds like someone hates you or your making it up. Show pictures and we will all believe it
Cristin Said,
April 7, 2004 @ 12:00 pm
My Shitty 25th Anniversary GTI… – yeah that does sound a little farcical…
vwadvisor Said,
April 13, 2004 @ 12:00 pm
My Shitty 25th Anniversary GTI… – If your going to tell a lie, at least tell something somewhat believeable
vwitamarie Said,
April 20, 2004 @ 12:00 pm
My Shitty 25th Anniversary GTI… – yeah that’s just a little bit past the realm of what we in the real world like to call “believable”
Shambla Said,
May 15, 2004 @ 12:00 pm
My Shitty 25th Anniversary GTI… – Well first off, it’s a 20th anniversary, assuming you’re in America.
“”My back door had flown off.”"
Oddly enough GTI’s come in 2 doors, so it must come blown off stock.
“”my tire flew two lanes across the highway … And even after all this, I heard another scraping sound”"
I wouldn’t be surprised to hear scraping if my tire (wondering how only the tire worked its way off and not the whole wheel) fell off while on the highway either.
“”I went to reach for my seatbelt, it fell off the side door”"
I’m wondering how exactly the entire seatbelt came out of the pillar. More than likely if it were to break it would rather retract back inside.
“”I went to add some more windsheild washer, but when I opened the hood, the front bumper fell off”"
Alright, the back door had flown off, your tire and exhaust both fell apart. The seat belt came out of the door, which later came unhinged. As well as the bumper falling off. Now after all this, you’re adding winshield washer fluid. Sorry, but I’m tossing the BS flag on this story.