Have you seenthese commercials?

“”I make more money than you!”" “”I’m compensating for my short-comings!”" These are the things shouted through megaphones by people driving better cars than the Passat in one of their recent commercials. The implication is, if you choose a better, flashy car it’s because your penis is too small. My belief is, every car is better than any VW and to not buy other than VW implies micropenilism.

That is all.